A few much needed drinks, thank god.
[text] Who are you and what have you done with my sister?
It is horrible. So I take it you missed me, huh? I could get used to that.
Maybe just a little bit.
Sammy is a fat twelve year old, come on. And I wasn’t in a cave, I was just.. gone. And what if I don’t want to wait for just a hug?
Naw, Sammy is a giant with nice hair. Hm, well waiting is pretty horrible I suppose.
Kind of lukewarm, Paige? I’ll let the ‘Sammy’ part slide and ask you where my hug is at.
I can call you Sammy if I want, your hug is waiting for the next time I see you/when you’re not hiding in your cave again.
Welcome back, Sammy.